10 Worst Movies Ever Made

  Bowling for Columbine (2002).  Anti-gun propaganda won a Best Documentary Oscar for socialist Michael Moore.  Infamous interview with Charlton Heston who was tricked into it by Moore.  Heston realizes he’s been had and walks off.  (Since then, gun sales have soared.)  Moore tries to blame the NRA for the school shootout at Columbine High School.

An angry Charlton Heston argues for the 2nd Amendment in “Bowling for Columbine”.

  Heaven’s Gate (1980.)  The film that bankrupt United Artists.  Mangled-up mish-mash of hyroghlyphics – Undecipherable in whichever version you watch (the original is a staggering 219 minutes, the shortened version known as “The Johnson County War” is 149 minutes.)  All-star cast includes Kris Kristofferson, Christopher Walken, John Hurt, Sam Waterston, Brad Dourif, Isabelle Huppert, Jeff Bridges and Joseph Cotten (his last film.)  Has gained a weird cult following from masochists.

Logo for the nearly defunct “United Artists”

Django Unchained (2012).  Ugly, violent, Quentin Tarentino-directed, black slave revolt epic.  Really a remake of “The Legend of Nigger Charlie” (1972), except the director didn’t have the guts to admit it. Ruined by a bad script and star Jamie Foxx who gives the worst performance of his career.

Yes, there really was a movie called “The Legend of Nigger Charlie” and it bares a startling resemblance to “Django Unchained”.

Parasite (2019).  Worst movie to ever win a Best Picture Academy Award.  Won only for “woke” Hollywood reasons.  Cockroach metaphor was done better by Kafka (“The Metamorphosis”.)

  The Main Event (1979).  Reteaming Ryan O’Neill and “Babs” Streisand from “What’s Up, Doc?” seemed like a good idea.  It wasn’t.  Unfunny comedy about a perfume expert (Streisand’s nose, get it?) and a has-been athlete played by O’Neill, who are teamed to box.  Whatever.

Can’t Stop the Music (1980).  Disco fag extravaganza helped bring an end to that music era.  Co-stars Bruce Jenner which explains a lot.  Village People soundtrack.

Self-explanatory still from “Can’t Stop the Music” with Valerie Perrine and Bruce Jenner.

  Ghostbusters (2016).  (Feminist Version)  Sullied the name of the 1984 comedy classic.  This new re-boot isn’t funny, the direction is clumsy, the screenplay is no better than an SNL skit and the lesbo-sub-theme isn’t necessary.  A waste of time and money.  You have to ask yourself why.

The original “Ghostbusters” did it first and better.

  Charlie’s Angels (2020.) (Feminist Version)  Notice a trend here?  Yeah, I don’t like feminist propaganda.  They couldn’t resist destroying the “Charlie’s Angels” jiggle franchise.

  Bridesmaids (2011.)  The movie that proved women could be every bit as disgusting as men.  Farting, puking, dirty jokes, exposing yourself – it’s all here and more.  Stars that fat pig slob Melissa McCarthy.

  Ghost in the Noonday Sun (1973).  Comic genius Peter Sellers made a string of bad movies.  This is the worst.  Barely released spoof of old pirate flicks.  The director had a nervous breakdown afterward.

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