Heaven’s Gate

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Original Poster for “Heaven’s Gate”

1960 – 1980, Cinema’s Silver Age.  Films changed, they grew up.  Topics became controversial.  Subject matter previously forbidden was right up there on the big screen.  Films such as:  Psycho, Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?, The Graduate, Bonnie & Clyde, Rosemary’s Baby, Midnight Cowboy, A Clockwork Orange, MAS*H, Deliverance, Cries and Whispers, Last Tango in Paris, The Exorcist, Taxi Driver, Eraserhead, Raging Bull.  Directors came to prominence:  Arthur Penn, Stanley Kubrick, John Schlesinger, Roman Polanski, William Friedkin, Martin Scorsese, David Lynch, Brain DePalma, John Carpenter.

But like all good things, it came to an end.  The 1980’s started the corporate age.  If a movie wasn’t a colossal hit, (or thought to be), why bother with it?  Profit became the only motive for production.  What helped bring about this thinking?  “Heaven’s Gate” (1980.)

In 1978, director Michael Cimino’s “The Deer Hunter” would win five Academy Awards including Best Picture and Best Director.  United Artists would bet everything on his next picture.

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Michael Cimino’s Oscar for Best Director for “The Deer Hunter”

“Heaven’s Gate” (aka “The Johnson County War”) is a true story, wherein settlers in Wyoming are targeted for slaughter by the “Cattlemen’s Association” and backed by the U.S. Government.  Cimino would assemble an impressive cast including:  Kris Kristopherson, Chris Walken, John Hurt, Jeff Bridges, Joseph Cotton, Mickey Rourke, Sam Waterson, and newcomer French actress Isabelle Huppert.  Cinematographer Vilmos Zsigmond’s (Oscar winner for “Close Encounter of the Third Kind”) stunning camerawork highlighted this three and a half hour epic.

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What went wrong?  Cimino’s self-indulgence and profligate spending.  Winning an Oscar went to his head.  He considered himself infallible.  Like D.W. Griffith before him, he rose with “The Birth of a Nation” (1915) , then fell with “Intolerance” (1916.)  The flaw is in the screenplay which Cimino also wrote.  There’s not enough there to justify it.

It didn’t help that he made enemies on the left who hated “The Deer Hunter’s” depiction of the Vietcong as bloodthirsty fiends.  Consequently, their knives were out when “Heaven’s Gate” premiered in December 1980.  Critics savaged it.  For them, it was the worst thing since AIDS.  United Artists withdrew it and Cimino did his best to reduce the bloated Western to a more manageable two and a half hours.  Still, they couldn’t be persuaded.  Reviewers crapped all over it.  United Artists withdrew it again, re-cutting it to ninety minutes and retitling it “The Johnson County War”.  Third times a charm?  Nope.  Like the tagline read:  “What one loves about life are the things that fade.”  “Heaven’s Gate” faded.

At a forty-four million dollar loss, United Artists was sold off to MGM for 350 million dollars.  Michael Cimino directed a few movies after, the best being “The Year of the Dragon” (1985).

Since then, “Heaven’s Gate” has gained a cult following as a “misunderstood masterpiece” and all three versions are available on the Criterion Collection.

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10 Worst Movies Ever Made

  Bowling for Columbine (2002).  Anti-gun propaganda won a Best Documentary Oscar for socialist Michael Moore.  Infamous interview with Charlton Heston who was tricked into it by Moore.  Heston realizes he’s been had and walks off.  (Since then, gun sales have soared.)  Moore tries to blame the NRA for the school shootout at Columbine High School.

An angry Charlton Heston argues for the 2nd Amendment in “Bowling for Columbine”.

  Heaven’s Gate (1980.)  The film that bankrupt United Artists.  Mangled-up mish-mash of hyroghlyphics – Undecipherable in whichever version you watch (the original is a staggering 219 minutes, the shortened version known as “The Johnson County War” is 149 minutes.)  All-star cast includes Kris Kristofferson, Christopher Walken, John Hurt, Sam Waterston, Brad Dourif, Isabelle Huppert, Jeff Bridges and Joseph Cotten (his last film.)  Has gained a weird cult following from masochists.

Logo for the nearly defunct “United Artists”

Django Unchained (2012).  Ugly, violent, Quentin Tarentino-directed, black slave revolt epic.  Really a remake of “The Legend of Nigger Charlie” (1972), except the director didn’t have the guts to admit it. Ruined by a bad script and star Jamie Foxx who gives the worst performance of his career.

Yes, there really was a movie called “The Legend of Nigger Charlie” and it bares a startling resemblance to “Django Unchained”.

Parasite (2019).  Worst movie to ever win a Best Picture Academy Award.  Won only for “woke” Hollywood reasons.  Cockroach metaphor was done better by Kafka (“The Metamorphosis”.)

  The Main Event (1979).  Reteaming Ryan O’Neill and “Babs” Streisand from “What’s Up, Doc?” seemed like a good idea.  It wasn’t.  Unfunny comedy about a perfume expert (Streisand’s nose, get it?) and a has-been athlete played by O’Neill, who are teamed to box.  Whatever.

Can’t Stop the Music (1980).  Disco fag extravaganza helped bring an end to that music era.  Co-stars Bruce Jenner which explains a lot.  Village People soundtrack.

Self-explanatory still from “Can’t Stop the Music” with Valerie Perrine and Bruce Jenner.

  Ghostbusters (2016).  (Feminist Version)  Sullied the name of the 1984 comedy classic.  This new re-boot isn’t funny, the direction is clumsy, the screenplay is no better than an SNL skit and the lesbo-sub-theme isn’t necessary.  A waste of time and money.  You have to ask yourself why.

The original “Ghostbusters” did it first and better.

  Charlie’s Angels (2020.) (Feminist Version)  Notice a trend here?  Yeah, I don’t like feminist propaganda.  They couldn’t resist destroying the “Charlie’s Angels” jiggle franchise.

  Bridesmaids (2011.)  The movie that proved women could be every bit as disgusting as men.  Farting, puking, dirty jokes, exposing yourself – it’s all here and more.  Stars that fat pig slob Melissa McCarthy.

  Ghost in the Noonday Sun (1973).  Comic genius Peter Sellers made a string of bad movies.  This is the worst.  Barely released spoof of old pirate flicks.  The director had a nervous breakdown afterward.

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