
2016’s Asshole of the Year: Jill Stein
Awarded for prolonging the most torturous election of all time, for getting Democrats hopes up, for infuriating Trump voters, and for stealing money from those dumb enough to give it to her. Obama and Bernie Sanders have even shunned this recount. Hillary Clinton, who should be in prison for mishandling top secret documents, is relishing this last bit of misery.

“You ask for the recounts…and keep all the money that goes unused.”
Text © 2016 – ERN