
Actor Verne Troyer Dead at 49
Actor Verne Troyer, who appeared as “Mini-Me” in Austin Powers “The Spy Who Shagged Me” and “Goldmember” is dead.
Three weeks prior, he had been diagnosed as “suicidal” and “depressed”. Consequently, he was forcibly placed in a mental health care facility. His last YouTube video was on his worst “pet-peeves”. “I don’t like it when people pat me on the head.”

TSA searches Verne Troyer at airport security.
I recall a few years ago, the British newspaper known as the “Daily Mail” posted the above photo. After all, nothing says terrorism more than a 2 foot, 8 inch dwarf. What kind of insanity would cause them to do that?
In “The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus”, Verne was put in a cage and made monkey noises. Is it any wonder he ended up like this?
Now he’s not around anymore to be tormented and laughed at, until there is somebody else.
Text (C) 2018 – ERN