Former First Lady Michelle Obama could and would win the future General Election for the Presidency of the United States, regardless of whichever candidate ran against her.  So why doesn’t she run?

She’s a dude.

Scientific evidence would prove this out, so Mrs. O prefers to stay in the closet.  This may explain why the government has been pushing their pro-transgender movement.  For attention seekers, gay was so five minutes ago, so being trans with purple hair is where it’s at.

I’m not sure what this means for the future, but…